Monday, March 2, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Time for another dose of free therapy...in the form of Not Me! Monday. In case you haven't been introduced to Not Me! Monday, yet, here are a few details. This fun game originated with MckMama who is quite the busy woman! Here are the rules to playing, but in sum, you just list a lot of things you "didn't" (read: actually did) do this weekend/past week. All in the name of admitting that we all make mistakes and aren't perfect.

This past week...

I did not create a vision board of wedding dresses, colors, places, and accessories because I was excessively menstrual and couldn't control myself. Nope, I would never plan my wedding when I wasn't even engaged. Absolutely not!

I did not laugh hysterically when my cat got into my post-it notes and had them stuck all over his face. Instead of helping him out and taking the post-its off, I did not search for my camera to capture the moment.

I certainly did not give myself a pep talk in the bathroom before my re-scheduled performance review. Talking to one's self is really weird and I would never pep myself up to handle my egotistical and ass-hole like boss.

I did not just dance with glee when I found out my university is closed for the day due to snow!! I will not jump immediately back into bed and relish my snow day after I post this.

Due to my new obsession with Biggest Looser, I did not get myself to push through a workout by telling myself it was my "last chance workout." I am fully aware I am not on this show and I would never pretend Jillian was there pushing me.

On another note, I did not scarf down hershey kisses like a feen right after this completely negating the workout. Chocolate is killing me!!!

As always, feel free to post about what you didn't do this weekend!

6 comments:

jlc said...

Yay for school closings!!!! Enjoy the day! I'm still waiting to hear if my night classes are cancelled. (fingers crossed)

Saskia said...

Please share the post-it pics!! I'd love to see!

I most certainly *didn't* get dressed at 3:30pm yesterday... I'm much more motivated than that!

Saskia x

John & Tracy said...

I certainly did not just kill half a jar of queso by myself.

I would never ever kill half a tub of ben and jerrys with my best friend at the movies - only to be sicker than hell that night.

I would never be annoyed at my FIL for proposing to his gf at my parents anniversary party.

I would never be annoyed at my mom for buying a ton of pink things this weekend - for some reason I just love lavender and white things more.

xoxo :)

Marlene said...

Thanks for my weekly dose of entertainment.

I "never do the last chance workout thing. Riiiight. lol

Gwen said...

I never give myself pep talks either!!!

And...I wish there was a handbag per day email that I could get. The bags for the days are on this page per day calendar my husband found for me. He can't complain about my weaknesses when he feeds them too. :) I think he found it at Borders if you would like one too. :)

. Becca . said...

OMG. I've been Phining all week. I can't seem to get enough!

Chocolate (andcandy in general) kill me too. Oh well. At least we work out?