Ladies, it is time for a celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, the other day I was at Boy's house, hanging out in his room when Boy went into the hallway for something and I heard Jerk room mate (remember him?) say, Hey, Boy, I want to talk to you for a second. I wanted to do this when you were alone, but this will have to do.*
(At this point I think its going to be about me, so my ears perk up).
Jerk RM: So, as you know I plan on buying this house from my father within the next few months.
Jerk RM: And well, Dana and I (Jerk's gf) have decided that it is time for us to move into the next phase of our life, and we'd like to live here, just us two. So, we were hoping that you could find another place to live by the middle of the summer.
Me (in the room, by myself, dancing around in circles, SOOOOOO EXCITED!)
Boy: Yeah, okay, that is fine.
So, Boy comes back into the room and I act all innocent, like, wow, that really stinks that you have to find a new place to live. Boy was like-- Don't even act like you aren't excited, I know you are!
And ladies--I AM EXCITED! Boy has a really high tolerance for Jerk's bullshit and because Boy is trying to save money, I know he was planning on staying there for a little while longer.
So, yes, it is totally selfish that I am super excited and Boy has to go through all the hassle of the moving process. And, yes I feel slightly bad that Boy is basically being kicked out. But, my feelings of, "HOLY CRAP, NO MORE JERK ROOMMATE!" totally override those other feelings. (You can call me a bad girlfriend if you want, but Boy moving is probabaly going to be one of the best things that has happened for our relationship).
So, WOOOHOOO! It is time to bust out the real estate section and get to work! Any suggestions in the Baltimore-metro area?!
*First of all, don't be so damned passive aggressive. I am hardly ever at the house during the week, unless I am coming over after class and its 10'oclock at night and Jerk is already in bed. I just randomly happened to be there, so don't act like I am always there monopolizing Boy's time, because that is simply NOT true.