Monday, January 26, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Time again for Not Me! Monday. In case you haven't been introduced to Not Me! Monday, yet, here are a few details. A few weeks ago I stumbled across MckMama who plays "Not Me! Monday." Here are the rules to playing, but in sum, you just list a lot of things you "didn't" (read: actually did) do this weekend/past week. All in the name of admitting that we all make mistakes and aren't perfect.

This past week...

I did not feed my cat popcorn for dinner because I ran out of cat food. Nope, I am a much better furmomma than that.

I certainly didn't whine to Boy that I liked "his side" of the bed better and make him switch with me, only to find out I didn't like "his side" better and make him switch back. Nope, not me!

For certain, I didn't almost cry at work when the most nit-picky woman in the world tore apart a document I spent more than 10 hours on and then asked me to stay two hours late on a Friday afternoon to fix some spaces and periods. No, I'm stronger than that.

I did not polish off a bottle of wine on Friday night and then fall asleep at 8:45 on a FRIDAY! No, I am a fun-loving gal who was definitely out on a Friday night.

I most definitely did not follow my mom, who was sick with the flu, around the house and spray anything she came within 10 feet of with an excessive amount of Lysol!

Finally, I clearly did not snap at my sister that "its not her bed!" when she was whining that she wanted her boyfriend to come home so she could go to his house to sleep in "her bed." Nope, not me, because if I thought she was being a stupid girl about her boyfriend I would tell her in a rational and adult manner!

What did you "not do" this week?! As always, feel free to play along.

9 comments:

Doublebanker said...

Our old cat used to love popcorn...usually just licking the butter off! Too bad you "didn't" run outta cat food! :)

Check out my photo of some snow day fun.

Marlene said...

lol, hilarious non-confessuions as always. :)

Bridget Marie said...

So funny - because I ran out of dog food this weekend...
Puppies had to eat various things like frozen peanut butter, green beans and corn nibblets...
lol...

Mrs. Potts said...

These are always the highlight of my Monday. I may have to do a 2nd post today (gasp!) just to do mine. :)

I totally broke down twice last week - all in all I worked over 90 hours & something just snapped one day.

Holly said...

LOL @ the cat. I have done that with my dog and cat too!

Pink Pearls & Muddy Sneakers said...

Umm, did Bigsack seriously call his bed her bed? That is over the top. If she genuinely thought that, she should keep it to herself. This is all too familiar... We just have to keep it in perspective. They are people we love, with good men who love them. It could be worse. (Just keep repeating that in your head.)

Mrs. Stilettos said...

I'm sure Cheeto enjoyed that extra bit of salt in his diet as much as we do :)

Mrs. Not-so-Domesticated said...

Funny! I'm sure Cheeto enjoyed his dinner. I'm very guilty of sleeping in the middle of the bed...like as soon as the hubby gets up for the day, I take over the entire bed. Great Not Me's!

Vineyard Vogue said...

Haha thats hilarious!

PS- Your letter is N!