Not Me! Monday

Sorry I've been MIA since last week, school started this week and I was busy getting adjusted to the change. Anyways, time again for Not Me! Monday. In case you haven't been introduced to Not Me! Monday, yet, here are a few details. A few weeks ago I stumbled across MckMama who plays "Not Me! Monday." Here are the rules to playing, but in sum, you just list a lot of things you "didn't" (read: actually did) do this weekend/past week. All in the name of admitting that we all make mistakes and aren't perfect.

This past week...

I did not laugh so hard I that I actually snorted soda out of my nose like a 10 year old when my co-worker put a picture of our boss over the picture of Michael Scott on my "The Office" Calendar. (more on this later).

I certainly did not have to get a man from my office to jump start my car on Friday afternoon because the battery died and I didn't know how to do it myself. Nope, I am a more capable woman than that***

I did not squeal like a little kid on Christmas when I got my care package of English Toffee and chocolates from Sasika!

I most definitely did not lie about my weight on my rental skis form Friday night so that Boy wouldn't know that exact number. Nope, I care about my own safety way more than that.

I certainly did not eat way too much junk at the Super Bowl party even though I brought my own healthy snacks. No, I am a logical gal and know that if I stop eating so much junk I can stop lying about my weight on the treadmill, ski rental forms, and other forms of weight torture.


Ok, that's it for today. What didn't you do last week?

***I did (honestly and actually) learn how to jump start a car this same day and later in the weekend jump my own car, all by myself!! Put that on your resume...